kamukura walked into his house and his father had handcuffs and ropes."son, youre getting a haircut" kamukura was not happy with this. he loved his long hair, it attracted the ladies because it was soft and it made him look like a super attractive anime antagonist. kamukura's father tied him up and threw him in the back seat and drove to the salon. "dad,this is where girls go" kamukura protested but his father carried his body into the salon. "yeah adn your hair makes you look like a fucking girl." kamukura began crying in despair bc he didnt want a haircut. his father tied him down to the chair and told the hair dresser "i dont care waht the hell you do to his hair as long as you make ihm look like a boy." the hair dresser kept on slipping and cutting his hair uneven and what not because kamukura was screaming and crying. the hair dresser insisted on making it even but kamukura smiled and said "yes, this is perfect my son is now an anime protagonist!" the hair dresser was like wtf because she didnt watch anime. and then kamukura's father untied him and kamukura stared in horror at his reflection, his ahoge was no longer deflated, it had perked up. he touched the ahoge and began crying."izuru, stop fucking crying." he looked like some stupid anime spikey haired protagonist. kamukura dropped to the floor and started to pick up all his hair and began crying "my deshair!" and then his father dragged him out of the salan and took him home and kamukura was being a drama queen and he ran into his room and wrote in his despair diary. in the middle of the night he let out all his rage and pulled a knife on his father and slaughtered him. his mother stared in horror because this is the first time seeing his hair cut this way. tats what she realized that she had been mistaking her son for her mop for the past five years.